Squad Formation: Eiffel Tower

Typically I'm one to keep characters in character and admittedly Shep isn't like that (not even renegade Shep really) but on the other hand he is a mentor to Garrus and Tali would be ironic like that.
And thematically, these things are just going to get worse if you leave me to my own devices. I always though Zaeed and Jack could have a "special" relationship, one no doubt filled with abuse Joker/Harley Quinn style.